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Mirrors

Women are like mirrors in which men see themselves, reflecting the tenderness they often hide behind their masculinity, as well as the character flaws that they hide so well under their good manners, and of course, the ineptness in managing  relationships.

一句话

满大街都是杰克逊的歌，PhD忿忿不平地说：“他一死很多人都成了他的歌迷，我x他妈……他所有的mv我都看过…..”

 

没啥好说的

我还活着

邻居的小孩儿

今天受人之托带了邻居小孩儿大约半个钟头，小男孩儿长得虎头虎脑，问他家在北京哪里时他趴我耳朵上告诉我“五棵松”。他在游乐场像猴子一样到处爬，我在一旁看着他。他顺着柱子爬到单杠顶上，在那儿吊着，跟我说他在幼儿园里有个胖胖的女朋友很喜欢跟他玩儿，过一会儿又说另一个女朋友叫什么什么，正当我惊叹于这个六岁半小情圣的功力时他突然冒出一句“我的男朋友…”，哦，看来他不知道“女朋友/男朋友”什么意思，又或许是我这个成年人把事情复杂化了。

有聊

这个部门太他妈闲了，每天除了玩儿玩儿电子显微镜剩下的时间就是看书。
一到六点lobby就熄灯，receptionists跑得比谁都快。
厕所里贴满了激励员工的poster，其中一个写着“work safe,someone will need you tomorrow”，画着一个大手握着小孩儿的手，tomorrow被涂掉了，下面写着tonight.
最近游泳晒太阳上了瘾，周末又把后背烤焦了，谁要买烤乳猪联系我。

Another Day at the office

Failure analysis is basically like playing detectives in CSI without the dead bodies, bad punchlines and metrosexuals pretending to be real men. Currently investigating the cause of a fire from a section of wire, all burnt and mangled piece os shit. Spent the whole afternoon cleaning the polymer coating off and preping it for SEM, and got nothing after 2 hrs spent. I’ve to revise my notes starting tmrw.
This swine flu crap’s really getting on my nerves, do we really have to take our temperature on the way to the canteen? Pleeeeaaaaase…..